150+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Crush in 2026

Funny Birthday Wishes for Crush Girl

Happy Birthday! I was going to buy you the moon, but then I remembered I’m still saving up for coffee.

You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming more legendary… like a rare Pokémon.

I hope your birthday is as stunning as your selfies (which I totally don’t stalk).

Another year older, but still way out of my league!

I was going to bake you a cake, but I didn’t want to outshine your sweetness.

Happy Birthday! May your day be as bright as your smile and slightly less dramatic.

I wish I could gift you something amazing… like me!

Don’t worry about aging you still look younger than my WiFi password.

If beauty had a birthday, it would be today. Oh wait, it is!

Have an awesome day, birthday queen. I promise not to embarrass you… too much.

I checked the stars they say you owe me cake.

You age like fine chocolate sweet and addictive.

Happy Birthday! Still crushing harder every year.

Don’t count candles, count the people secretly admiring you (me).

Stay fabulous, birthday girl!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Crush Boy 

Happy Birthday! You’re officially older but still not wiser.

I was going to write you a sweet message, but sarcasm suits us better.

Congrats! You survived another year of being my crush.

You age like memes only getting better.

I hope your birthday is cooler than your “cool guy” attitude.

Another year closer to becoming a legend… or at least my favorite human.

Happy Birthday! May your hairline stay strong.

Don’t worry, you still look young… from far away.

I’d bake you a cake, but you already have enough sweetness — me texting you.

Today you’re allowed to act mature. Just today.

Keep shining, birthday star.

You’re aging like fine pizza better every slice.

Happy Birthday! Still crushing on you, unfortunately.

Don’t let fame change you when you become older and wiser.

Stay awesome, birthday boy!

Cute and Funny Birthday Wishes for Crush 

Happy Birthday! I hope your day is as adorable as your smile.

I’d sing for you, but I don’t want you blocking me.

You deserve cake, candles, and maybe a tiny bit of me.

You’re cuter than all the birthday emojis combined.

Happy Birthday! Still deciding if I like you or just your birthday cake.

May your day be filled with laughter and my awkward flirting.

I hope your birthday is 99% happiness and 1% thinking about me.

Another year of being my favorite distraction.

You make birthdays look good.

If I were a gift, I’d wrap myself and show up at your door.

You age like sunshine warm and glowing.

I promise not to steal your cake… maybe just a bite.

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You deserve all the smiles today.

Happy Birthday to someone who makes my heart laugh.

Sarcastic and Funny Birthday Wishes for Crush

Happy Birthday! You don’t look a day over “still my crush.”

Congrats on leveling up in life still no upgrade in maturity though.

I got you the best gift ever… my message.

You’re not old, you’re just “vintage.”

Another year of pretending you don’t know I like you.

Happy Birthday! May your cake be bigger than your ego.

Aging gracefully? Let’s not push it.

Don’t worry, I’ll still crush on you… conditionally.

You’re one year closer to adulting. Good luck with that.

Today you’re special tomorrow you’re back to normal.

At least you’re aging better than your jokes.

Happy Birthday! Still tolerating you.

You’re basically a limited edition now.

Congrats on surviving another year of my flirting.

Smile it hides your age.

Romantic and Funny Birthday Wishes for Crush

Happy Birthday! If I had a wish, I’d wish for you to notice me.

You light up my world… and today you get candles too.

I hope your heart is as full as mine when I see you.

If loving you was homework, I’d get an A+.

Happy Birthday to the one who makes my heart skip WiFi signals.

May your birthday be filled with love preferably mine.

You’re the sweetest part of my day.

If I were your gift, would you unwrap me?

My heart says “Happy Birthday,” and maybe “Date me?”

You make growing older look adorable.

I hope this year brings you closer to me.

Every candle is another reason I like you more.

Happy Birthday! Let’s make memories (starting with cake).

You deserve all the happiness and maybe a tiny kiss.

Still crushing, still smiling.

Flirty and Funny Birthday Wishes for Crush

Happy Birthday! So… dinner’s on you, right?

If birthdays make wishes come true, wish for me.

I’d bring balloons, but I didn’t want to outshine you.

Another year hotter? Is that even possible?

Birthday rule: You have to hug me today.

I hope your cake is sweet, but not sweeter than me.

You + Me + Birthday Cake = Perfect plan.

I volunteer as your birthday gift.

I promise to flirt responsibly today.

If age is beauty, you’re basically glowing.

Birthday kisses available upon request.

I’ll let you win at life today.

Let’s celebrate… just us?

I checked you’re officially irresistible.

Happy Birthday, heart-stealer.

Short and Funny Birthday Wishes for Crush

Happy Birthday, superstar!

Cake first, feelings later.

Stay cute, birthday human.

Older but cooler.

Crush mode: activated.

Still my favorite person.

More cake, less drama.

You age like memes.

Stay awesome.

Birthday vibes only.

Hotter every year.

Smiling for you.

One year sassier.

Birthday glow up!

Keep shining.

Unique and Funny Birthday Wishes for Crush

Happy Birthday! You’re officially my favorite notification.

If birthdays were movies, you’d be the main character.

You age like trending hashtags always popular.

I hope your cake is as iconic as your smile.

You deserve a standing ovation… and maybe my number.

Another year of stealing hearts professionally.

You’re not older you’re upgraded.

Happy Birthday! Still crushing in HD.

I hope your day is algorithm-approved.

You’re the limited edition of awesome.

Cake calories don’t count today.

Your birthday should be a national holiday.

You glow brighter than your candles.

More sparkle, less wrinkles.

Still my favorite “what if.”

Over-the-Top Funny Birthday Wishes for Crush

Happy Birthday to the most extraordinary, mind-blowing, heart-stealing human alive!

The world stopped today to celebrate you (and my crush on you).

Your birthday deserves fireworks, confetti, and dramatic music.

Even the sun shines brighter for you today.

If there were awards for attractiveness, you’d win every year.

Your cake should come with a warning: too hot to handle.

Legends are born today clearly.

I asked Google, and it confirmed you’re amazing.

You’re basically a birthday celebrity.

Even the candles are lucky to be near you.

I wrote a novel about you… but this message will do.

Your smile could power cities.

The stars align for your awesomeness.

History will remember this birthday.

World’s Best Crush Award goes to you!

Cheesy but Funny Birthday Wishes for Crush

Are you cake? Because you make life sweeter.

You must be a candle you light up my world.

If beauty were time, you’d be forever.

I donut know what I’d do without you.

You’re grate like birthday cheese.

Happy Birthday! Olive you so much.

You’re tea-riffic, birthday star.

Let’s taco ’bout how awesome you are.

You’re one in a melon.

You’re paws-itively amazing.

I carrot stop thinking about you.

You make miso happy.

You’re the zest!

Life would be un-bear-able without you.

Happy Birthday, cutie pie!